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6.24.97
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What happens
when Morton Downey, Jr. and Joan Rivers have a
love-child and equip it with tornado-proof hair?
Ruby Wax, that's what. For the uninitiated, Ruby
Wax is Fox's new chat-show diva, bustling into
prime time with a foul mouth and unkempt
persona, daring the Fourth Network to bleep her at
least twice a sentence. Ruby is now what passes for
outrageous, and let's just say outrageous has seen
better days.
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Not that the
show isn't somewhat appealing. Last night Ruby
interviewed Lisa Kudrow, Bret Butler and John
Goodman, and behaved disarmingly enough to give
fluff-piece viewers a vague notion of
what these people might actually be like; Kudrow
seemed goofy with youth and blondeness, Butler
seemed tough and unhappy, and Goodman seemed
painfully shy. That's a helluva lot better than,
say, NBC's Human Chin does on a good night.
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But much of
Wax's schtick is about ten years late. Is it
hilarious any longer to watch Americans make fun of
Japanese tourists? Or to see Ruby and Kudrow trying
to get Buckingham Palace guards to giggle? Or to hear
homophobic asides at every turn? (typical moment:
Wax kisses Butler on both cheeks, then turns to the
camera and says, "We're not lesbians." Huh?) Ruby
is obviously trying very hard to be wild and
crazy. She touches
guests incessantly, laughs like a hyena, talks
about sex. Gosh! Fox found an interviewer who isn't
afraid to curse a lot, or go ga-ga over Jean-Claude
Van Damme's pecs!
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The most shocking
aspect of this show is that it barely registers on
the Shock-O-Meter. Didn't we all go see
Private
Parts? Howard Stern's
been doing this---and, save us, much better---for a
dozen years. Watching Geraldo take left
hooks to the
mustache, now that was shocking. Seeing a
middle-aged Jewish woman vamp her way through a
tango, that's nauseating. And yet Ms. Wax is sold
on the basis of her offensiveness? People,
please. As Dennis
Miller once said about Andrew Dice Clay: "What are
we getting so excited about? It's Fonzie with
Turet's Syndrome."
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