"Television has raised writing to a new low."

Samuel Goldwyn

Old Holes: September 1997

9/1/97: American Media And The Princess Diana Tragedy

9/2/97: A Buffet of Buffy

9/3/97: MST3K Summer Special And Some Soft-Core Porn

9/4/97: With The Power Of Silicon Graphics...You Can Bore Millions!

9/5/97: Spinning Cherries And Elton John's Head: MTV's Award Show...

9/8/97: Star Trek: Voyager And Toy Planets Dangling From String

9/9/97: Make Sure Not To Laugh At Ally McBeal

9/10/97: The Quest For Justice...And Mayor Ed Koch

9/11/97: Beverly Hills Drive-By

9/12/97: Hail Mary! Homey Atones

9/15/97: Emmy Awards Rigged: TVHole Goes Prizeless

9/16/97: The Captivating Odor of Melrose Place

9/17/97: Dude! Surf's Up!

9/18/97: Fiesta De Cinco: The Salinger Family Makes J.D. Weep Uncontrollably

9/19/97: Someone Found Angie Dickenson In The Back Of The Fridge

9/22/97: Long Live The Simpsons

9/23/97: Even Van Damme Doesn't Like...Timecrap!

9/24/97: The Worst Television Series Ever

9/25/97: Tony Danza Cheers Us Right Up

9/26/97: Go To Hell...Watch Nothing Sacred

9/29/97: USA: The Cure For The Common Ho

9/30/97: Penance On PBS