"Television has raised writing to a new low."

Samuel Goldwyn

Old Holes: December 1997

12/1/97: Beavis & Butt-Head Are Dead...Sort Of

12/2/97: Holiday Ads Out-Of-Step With Mass Murdering Times

12/3/97: Spice Girls Sing: "If You Wanna Be Ex-Famous..."

12/4/97: Holiday Cartoons: 'Tis The Season To Be Pathological

12/5/97: Screw Texas, We're Movin' To Hazzard.

12/8/97: An X-periment In Syndication

12/9/97: Toni Braxton's Breasts Dominate Billboard Music Awards

12/10/97: Brett Butler On Fire. Really.

12/11/97: A Very USA Christmas

12/12/97: A Very Brady Special: Comedy Central Tackles 1997

12/15/97: The Chairman Of The Bored

12/16/97: Rejoice Ye Merry McBeals!

12/17/97: Reiser, Interrupt Us

12/18/97: Men Behaving In Such A Way As To Make You Want To Slap Them

12/19/97: Chris Farley Lives Large

12/22/97: Watch Nikita Or She'll Kick Your Ass

12/23/97: Annoyances Of A Generation

12/29/97: The Stages Of Skin Puppet Fame

12/30/97: Pat Robertson Gets Loaded

12/31/97: Food, Glorious Food