OLD
SPORTSHOLES

WE'VE
GOT BALLS!

"Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein."

Former Quarterback
Joe Theismann

Preview	Where it all started!
9/15/97	NFL Whack-a-Mole
9/16/97	The Shithead Convention
9/17/97	The Games Are NOT the Thing
9/18/97	Hoops...I Love This Lame
9/19/97	College Football's Easy Favorites
9/22/97	NFL Whack-a-Mole
9/23/97	Barf-Stained Sox
9/24/97	Whose Bertha Is Bigger?
9/25/97	Come Sit A Spell, With The NHL
9/29/97	NFL Whack-a-Mole
9/30/97	Baseball's Fade Pattern
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10/01/97	See You In Hell, AL & NL
10/02/97	Stop! Or My Team Will Shoot!
10/03/97	Bowl Alliance's Amazing Powers Confound Experts
10/06/97	NFL Whack-a-Mole
10/07/97	Uncle Sam's New Cleats
10/08/97	The Third City Blues
10/09/97	Andy, Did You Hear About This One?
10/10/97	Vince Lombardi's Fondest Psychic Dream
10/13/97	NFL Whack-a-Mole
10/14/97	Pretense, Thy Name Is...
10/15/97	Baseball Favorites Give Way To Fish-For-Hire
10/16/97	Tinkers To Jesus To Chance
10/17/97	Chiefs, Chargers Bore Nation Into National Defense Crisis
10/20/97	Insanity, Thy Name Is Football
10/21/97	Billy Joe Pulls Back The Curtain
10/22/97	Underachieving And Proud Of It
10/23/97	It's Later Than You Think
10/24/97	How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Colts
10/27/97	NFL Whack-a-Mole
10/28/97	A Girl Named Jim
10/29/97	How To Make An American Quilt
10/30/97	Jordan Eats Internet
11/03/97	NFL Whack-a-Mole
11/04/97	Whatshisname Does Dallas
11/05/97	The Croatian Sensation
11/06/97	How To Fake A Limp
11/07/97	Who You Callin' A Loser?
11/10/97	NFL Whack-a-Mole (Week 11)
11/11/97	DNA & The NBA
11/12/97	F*** You, ACLU
11/13/97	What Price Ties?
11/14/97	You Bet Your Astroturf
11/17/97	NFL Whack-a-Mole
11/18/97	Expansion Baseball: Giant Exploding Fish
11/19/97	How To Tell If Your City Sucks
11/20/97	The Winter Olympics Of Discontent
11/21/97	I Hate You, You Hate Me
11/24/97	NFL Whack-a-Mole (Week 13)
11/25/97	Oprah Swallows NBA
11/26/97	Using All of Your Thanksgiving Supper
12/01/97	NFL Whack-a-Mole (Week 14)
12/02/97	Fat And Lonely? Try Sports Radio!
12/03/97	Latrell's Spree Of Genius
12/04/97	Matchmaker, Matchmaker...
12/05/97	The Stoned Referee Says "Bow Wow!"
12/08/97	NFL Whack-a-Mole (Week 15)
12/09/97	Bowling For Dollars
12/10/97	Trophy Just A Spree Away
12/11/97	The Doctor Is Out
12/12/97	The People's MVP
12/15/97	NFL Whack-a-Mole (Week 16)
12/16/97	Jay-Ree's Big Night
12/17/97	NBA Dunks Contest
12/18/97	What The NFL Has To Teach Us
12/19/97	The Story Of No Story