'Hole Name: Angry Girl

Real Name: Karen

Meaning of Life: Karma

Bust Size: That's the new Tarantino flick starring Samuel L. Jackson as career criminal Lucius "Large" Size, right?

Turn-Ons: Cleverness

Turn-Offs: Irresponsibility

All-Time Favorite Commercial: "You will learn about life when you play the game of Life (Pay me! Lawyer's salary, please)."

Ideal Show: They're all ideal, if you know how to watch them.

Wildest Place I Ever Watched TV: Through a TV camera.

Why I Decided To Pose For The 'Hole: I'm stuck in this position.

Anything Else? I saw the best bands of my generation applied by magic marker to dry wall.