'Hole Name: Banico Roberts, Volleyball Stallion

Real Name: Craig Clark, Poptart Stallion

Meaning of Life: Sleep often.

Bust Size: 6.

Turn-Ons: Glamorous Ladies of Golf (GLOG), Hercule Poirot.

Turn-Offs: Vampires, Werewolves, Hanna Storm, Linda Cohn.

All-Time Favorite Sports Moment: Alvin Harper sticking it to the Niners.

Ideal Game: The Chris Berman Lawn Darts and Pig Pickin' Review.

Wildest Place I Ever Watched Sports on TV: TV Temple, 2612 Guadalupe.

Why I Decided To Pose For The 'Hole: The Astrological Love Thermometer turned me down.

'Holes by Banico Roberts:

9/29/97: NFL Whack-A-Mole

10/6/97: NFL Whack-A-Mole

10/13/97: NFL Whack-A-Mole

10/27/97: NFL Whack-A-Mole

11/3/97: NFL Whack-A-Mole

11/17/97: NFL Whack-A-Mole

11/24/97: NFL Whack-A-Mole

12/1/97: NFL Whack-A-Mole

12/8/97: NFL Whack-A-Mole

12/15/97: NFL Whack-A-Mole

12/22/97: NFL Whack-A-Mole