'Hole Name: Torgo

Real Name: Bill Childs

Meaning of Life: I just really want to help the children. And act in great films, just like Pamela Lee!

Bust Size: It varies with the phases of the moon.

Turn-Ons: Batteries with built-in testers, Family Circus (especially the ones where Billy's running all over the neighborhood...I just love those, don't you?), facial tissues with lotion built right in.

Turn-Offs: Books, PBS, gravel.

All-Time Favorite Commercial: Connect Four: "Pretty sneaky, sis!"

Ideal Show: Ken Burns' ten episode, twenty hour series on the history of ballpoint pens.

Wildest Place I Ever Watched TV: In the bathtub...and my burn scars are almost entirely gone now.

Why I Decided To Pose For The 'Hole: Why else? The money and adulation!

Anything Else? I never thought I'd taste a premade sandwich that good.

TVHoles by Torgo:

10/20/97: Blind Dates For Skinny Women. Yeah, Right.

10/24/97: Charlton Heston Plays God...On QVC!!!

10/31/97: House Of Frankenstein Babbles Incoherently

11/6/97: The Sound And The Fury...Of Fran Drescher's Voice

11/13/97: Dick Clark Wants Your Soul

11/17/97: The Slow, Slow Burn Before The Millennium

11/24/97: Wake Up Screaming From A Nightman

12/3/97: Spice Girls Sing: "If You Wanna Be Ex-Famous..."

12/10/97: Brett Butler On Fire. Really.

12/18/97: Men Behaving In Such A Way As To Make You Want To Slap Them

12/23/97: Annoyances Of A Generation

SportsHoles by Torgo:

11/4/97: Whatshisname Does Dallas