Next Week: Death	January 19-25, 1998 Welcome to the all-new, but still the same old Holecity. We've gone weekly, mainly because we wanted our lives back, but we are still dedicated to bringing you the smartest, hippest and funniest crap on the web. There's lots more here, so poke around and have some fun and tell us what you think.
What a shock, Ted. 1.23.98 On the 25th anniversary of Roe v. Wade, Theodore Kaczynski---the greatest argument for legalized abortion since Spiro T. Agnew---pled guilty to being the Unabomber in exchange for his own measly little life. Guess he wasn't so crazy after all. Our thought is that the Death By Underwear Asphyxiation which Teddy tried a couple weeks back was a thinly planned corporate tie-in with Fruit Of The Loom. Late word is that Ted's cell will be padded with only the plushest of boxer/briefs. And so closes an interesting chapter in the history of psychosis; and what have we learned? Kids, don't listen to your math professor. You get too involved, and one day bam! That peanut brittle Aunt Edna sent goes ballistic. See that? Math sucks.
"Five endlessly self-promoting Brits who can't sing, dress like hookers, and rip off other artists without shame or album credits." "Late word from Deposition Land this past weekend indicated that much of the questioning in the Clinton Sex Trial centered around the President's most Presidential part." "It's just NASCAR on ice. Or snow. Or frozen dog piss. We'll take a pass." "Then it all came crashing down. Jerry decided to drop out and play football for Texas Tech." "It's 2:45 on a Saturday night, and you are Superman." SuperStores are super. Really. We swear... Sure to be a weekly classic. Right up there with Family Circus.